🌻Blue haired flower boi looking for love in all the wrong places
šŸ’Illustrator, graphic artist, and author

 

adventures-in-poor-planning:

yesterday I got the “are you a boy or are you a girl” question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren’t boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, “wow, just like snails.”

pietremi:

beepathan:

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and…

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

image
image

FUCK YOU GET DRINKED

vodka-aunt-m:

acomedytothosewhothink:

cerayanay:

vanquishedvaliant:

guerrillatech:

image

This is definitely a plausible Hank moment, but only after a long episode of him misunderstanding and getting it ignorantly (but not maliciously) wrong at first, being distressed and confused about how he’s out of touch with the kids and gender ain’t simple like it used to be

right up until some rude asshole does this in his face and he needs to stand up for his friends / family and suddenly Understands the emotional crux of the issue

ā€œAnd you have all these so called whistleblowers claiming the government is putting chemicals in vaccines and food to make you one of them transgenders or homosexuals. But I’ve never seen a transgender support the government or one of those so-called ā€œgay frogsā€, so it makes you wonder what THEYRE really putting in this stuff. All I’m saying is that Chelsea Manning went to prison and Mr. Rogan is a millionaire, and you always gotta follow the moneyā€

image

ā€œTell you what man, talkin’ ā€˜bout dang ā€˜ol critical gender theory man, ā€˜s all a construct, talkin’ ā€˜bout man’s man and real woman but I tell you what man, talkin’ ā€˜bout when the lights are off we all just dang ā€˜ol people manā€

image

ā€œWell I think she’s a real classy lady.ā€

image